Dear God, the cursed black stripe towel… what darkness does it foretell
Dear God, the cursed black stripe towel… what darkness does it foretell
by RaftCityBitch
40 Comments
Lonely-Worldliness11
Burn it…NOW
Different_Escape4249
Just think about the good times you had there
notcabron
You have seven days
culture_jamr
Bozlogic
If you get this one, you will die relatively soon. You’ll last long enough to forget the black towel, but the black towel never forgets
-Gimli-SonOfGloin-
Alfred_The_Sartan
It’s just mildew, you’re fine
OviliskTwo
An oyster knife shall be embedded in thy palm. Beware!
ReubenTrinidad619
“Wow it’s so slow tonight.”
It has the cursed energy of those unlucky words.
EmotionalMushroom759
johnny_chingas
Too late. Party of 12 will come 15 minutes before close every Saturday until you find the legendary green stripe towel. People say that its not real but today you hold the cursed black stripe towel and we thought that was myth so maybe there’s still hope. God speed brother in arms. May Saint Bourdain be with you during your rushes.
Metallurgeist
That’s a bad omen
drsquig
Illustrious_Bad_2980
esprit_de_corps_
Actually, the black striped white towel signifies yin and yang, so it’s going to bring balance into your life. Prepare for enlightenment.
Radiant-Sea2233
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes.
VendettaPenguin
You cant just give it away. They have to willingly accept it for the curse to be broken.
SleepFeeling3037
This is clearly a blessing.
feverfaucet
You must soak the rag in rum and Monster, light a cigarette and waft the smoke over the rag while sitting on a bucket or milk crate next to the back door, next you must hastily eat a mess up, and place at least one bite on the rag. Put the cigarette out on the rag and food, and burn the entire thing while chanting “86 evil spirits!” five times. Dispose of in the dish pit on a clean plate and offer your dishy $5. If done properly the spirits will give you an easy dinner rush.
CanmanMC
This is the one you use to brick the flat top
wb247
I think it’s awesome. Never seen one, or even heard of one. I would keep and wash this one myself so I could use it every day.
Hairysnowman1713
Foreboding Karen noises get louder…..
itwasnttmee
By the gods.. the legends were true..
KeyHumor34
“we are out of moneyyyyyyyyy……..”
10erJohnny
I’ll give you $20 for it
Dassman88
FoTweezy
Happy halloween!
CranberrySchnapps
Tis bad luck it is
fotoford
It’s like Groundhog Day. It means chives will continue for another six weeks.
addicted-to-jet
Another hand holds the black stripe towel. Return the towel to Mount Kilkreath near Solitude.
YetiorNotHereICome
We opened a rag bag this morning with a single BS rag. Just heard the night kitchen got a 20-top, half an hour before close. The curse is real.
morethanWun
Tis but another battle flag. Conquer your station and hang it from the rafters right next to the others. Nothing but another color. Anything other than the fucking orange ones (forever shoutout I’m not a monster) is a blessing. Rejoice. It’s the crow (the coolest bird) of the striped towels. The gods are good 🐦⬛
harbormastr
Of all the towels. Of all my time behind the line. I’ve never seen the “black stripe”…
BlackHand99
Bruh…tag this NSFW…LET THE PEOPLE HAVE A CHOICE!!!! /s
West-Vacation8190
its pre-skidded
FARTBOSS420
I’m a muggle to this shit. Why do they add the black stripe? Is it a black belt at fucking up your life?
I’ve never had a good time using these but why the black belt? (Serious question, in food service jobs never thought about the stripe)
HeightExtra320
You hours have been cut , and the new hire is now taking your days
squeakynickles
You have no idea how badly I want this for my collection
WaffleHouseGladiator
Bust out a stock pot, make a batch of holy water, and dunk that damned thing. Then hope for the best.
40 Comments
Burn it…NOW
Just think about the good times you had there
You have seven days
If you get this one, you will die relatively soon. You’ll last long enough to forget the black towel, but the black towel never forgets
It’s just mildew, you’re fine
An oyster knife shall be embedded in thy palm. Beware!
“Wow it’s so slow tonight.”
It has the cursed energy of those unlucky words.
Too late. Party of 12 will come 15 minutes before close every Saturday until you find the legendary green stripe towel. People say that its not real but today you hold the cursed black stripe towel and we thought that was myth so maybe there’s still hope. God speed brother in arms. May Saint Bourdain be with you during your rushes.
That’s a bad omen
Actually, the black striped white towel signifies yin and yang, so it’s going to bring balance into your life. Prepare for enlightenment.
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
You cant just give it away. They have to willingly accept it for the curse to be broken.
This is clearly a blessing.
You must soak the rag in rum and Monster, light a cigarette and waft the smoke over the rag while sitting on a bucket or milk crate next to the back door, next you must hastily eat a mess up, and place at least one bite on the rag. Put the cigarette out on the rag and food, and burn the entire thing while chanting “86 evil spirits!” five times. Dispose of in the dish pit on a clean plate and offer your dishy $5. If done properly the spirits will give you an easy dinner rush.
This is the one you use to brick the flat top
I think it’s awesome. Never seen one, or even heard of one. I would keep and wash this one myself so I could use it every day.
Foreboding Karen noises get louder…..
By the gods.. the legends were true..
“we are out of moneyyyyyyyyy……..”
I’ll give you $20 for it
Happy halloween!
Tis bad luck it is
It’s like Groundhog Day. It means chives will continue for another six weeks.
Another hand holds the black stripe towel. Return the towel to Mount Kilkreath near Solitude.
We opened a rag bag this morning with a single BS rag. Just heard the night kitchen got a 20-top, half an hour before close. The curse is real.
Tis but another battle flag. Conquer your station and hang it from the rafters right next to the others. Nothing but another color. Anything other than the fucking orange ones (forever shoutout I’m not a monster) is a blessing. Rejoice. It’s the crow (the coolest bird) of the striped towels. The gods are good 🐦⬛
Of all the towels. Of all my time behind the line. I’ve never seen the “black stripe”…
Bruh…tag this NSFW…LET THE PEOPLE HAVE A CHOICE!!!! /s
its pre-skidded
I’m a muggle to this shit. Why do they add the black stripe? Is it a black belt at fucking up your life?
I’ve never had a good time using these but why the black belt? (Serious question, in food service jobs never thought about the stripe)
You hours have been cut , and the new hire is now taking your days
You have no idea how badly I want this for my collection
Bust out a stock pot, make a batch of holy water, and dunk that damned thing. Then hope for the best.
Happy Halloween!